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i always feel really uncomfortable when two heavily tattooed people have a baby and the baby comes out blank idk i just expect some tattoos
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Baby thinks she can eat food from the magazine
babies are so dumb
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THE HUMANS DO IT ALL THE TIME, IT MEANS YOU’RE A GOOD BOY
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why is this whole website suddenly obsessed w/ cotton eyed joe
Yeah like where did it come from where did it go
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someone awesome had way too much time on their hands
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instead of killing bugs i get them high so maybe they’ll rethink their life choices and get the fuck out of my house
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i am reminded that english is a flawed language every time I am forced to use “that that” in a sentence
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one time i got a sample from the tea store at the mall and as i walked away the guy said “tea you later” and then his coworker smacked him
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